When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help … 03/20/2002. hamburgers, this just keeps on gettin' worse. Watching. You should buy a copy of the Hunter's Guide to South Park Wildlife! I do what I want!" Anyway-. Maurih, it's like this: Whenever I have friends over to the house Chantal will come waltzin' in the livin' room completely naked! Script • W-why the heck would you do that. S5 • E2. 20,677 Pages. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. Script • So the union president, Man with Terrible Skin Condition, has told us to round everyone up. What-evah! It has to be you, Butters. I'll do what I waunt! Who is the most out of controlled child? "South Park" Freak Strike subtitles English. He then tells him about "Lobster Boy", who was supposed to be a human boy who resembled a lobster. Sheila holds Ike on her lap. Freak Strike. The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. This is terrible, dude! Tags: Stan Butters' Parents Mrs. Stotch chin-balls Mr. Stotch Freaks Butters on strike unions. South Park. A lot of decent hard-working freaks in America are losing their talk-show jobs to freaks of a different nature. Thanks for having us all over for dinner, Chris and Linda. But fellas, if I go on Maury Povich, with- with my balls on my chin, my parents are gonna get really mad. January 15, 2021, 1:04 PM. 01:30. What-evah. Yeah. They say that they're angry at having the lime-light taken away from them, and they ask Butters to join in their strike. You love me, don't you? They decide to have Butters disguise himself as a freak and go on the show wearing fake balls on his chin. [Butters sits atop a True Freak label box and starts off] Look for the True Freak label [four freaks join in] When you are watching a TV talk show [a side shot of more freaks streaming their way to the box] Remember somewhere, [a shot of the audience] our union's growing [a front shot of the freaks walking in] Our wages going to feed the kids. Butters, you have screwed me out of a prize for the last time! Freak Strike. You'd better believe you won't, buster! Vanity • We are a strong and diverse group of people, with members like, We told the talk shows our demands, and they. South Park. 21:58. Yeah, you picked a good show to do first, kid, but you need to learn the ropes. I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! It's time to bring out the big guns! This book thingy here! Extras • South Park. "South Park" Freak Strike (TV Episode 2002) official sites, and other sites with posters, videos, photos and more. Why I, I should be grounded for a month! Season 6 Episode 3: Freak Strike. Euh! Hey. But how are we gonna get the balls put on Butters' chin? Script. What?? Napoleon, you need to understand something: for a union to work all members must be prepared to make sacrifices and stick together. Think about it. Yeah. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks! Ah-, I'm grounded. South Park is chock FULL o' things to shoot that would delight ANY Taxidermist, Survivalist or Weekend Animal Death enthusiast! When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough. Haven't seen you around. Butters travels alone on a plane to New York in order to appear on the Maury Povich Show. Well, sorry isn't gonna make it this time, mister! AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. Share to Facebook; Tweet to Twitter; Share to Google plus; Butters agrees to have two fake balls put on his chin in order to get on a TV talk show... Chin-Balls. Butters is grounded for putting balls on his chin. Vanity • Well, let's bring her out. Directed by Trey Parker. Good, then you can march with us. South Park. I'm tired of it. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. They look great on you, Butters. It's okay. If so, call 1-555-HEY MAURY! The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with … Ooo, he loves playing with his Clyde Frog and Wellington Bear. AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. Cartman and his mother go on the Maury Povich Show. Well that's great! Recently Changed Pages. Uh. Uh uh I can't freak strike, fellas. The first group will be led by: Incredibly Obese Black Man. You ain't bad! (Nom commun 1) (XVIIIe siècle) Via l’anglais script, originellement un terme financier, abréviation de subscription dans le syntagme subscription receipt (« souscription d’un emprunt»). Now, we're going to apply the latex with some spirit gum. Eh now gosh darnit, fellas, my name's not Kenny! What a dick! Excuse me, I'm not Incredibly Obese Black Man, I'm Incredibly Black Obese Man. What-evah, I'll do what I waunt! The Maury Povich freak show is on. One of us should make up some disease and get on the Maury Povich show so. Butters tells Maury that his classmates always tease him for his condition (but not before nearly giving the game away by forgetting about his chin balls and he instead rants about everyone mistaking him for Kenny, before Maury reminds him of his chin balls), and Maury gives him a trip to the largest miniature golf course in the world. The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. Oh, I have such a pretty mother. Whoa, thank God that's over. It aired on March 20, 2002.[1]. One night all us freaks got together, and we... boiled him alive. Register Start a Wiki. We're a union and we have a right to picket. We made a plastic mold of his chin, and then made a latex scrotum and put two golf balls inside. Now I can get back home. "Freak Strike" S06. But then we all found out that Lobster Boy wasn't a real freak at all. Once again Butters is tryin' to screw us over! Vaginitis. Butters, still with balls on his chin, is with the others when they sing about finding the "True Freak Label" on talk shows, and most of the audience agrees and leave the studio. Cartman is now furious because Butters once again got in the way of his plans. Professor Chaos. What Evah! Strike! Latest Stories. Our next mother is Liane Cartman. Does she worry about you doing drugs and having sex at such a young age? Like when someone LIES about being a freak. Yeah, the kids at school make fun of me for that. Show More. Strike! Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation! You ain't tough, ho! True Freaks Union, Images • We're gonna give you a three hundred dollar gift certificate to CD World in Torrance! Hell no, dude. Brothers and sisters, the time has come for us to be treated with the respect we deserve! We're reminded every day that you're not Kenny because Kenny... was cool. And do all the kids at school make fun of you? It turned out he was just a lobster, and they boiled him alive as punishment. This page contains trivia for "Freak Strike". I can't picket, guys. He calls Maury, and tries to get himself on the show, but the operator explains that the show is not focusing on deformed people any longer. 22:00. Do you or someone you know have a disfigurement or disability that we can exploit on the Maury Povich show? 03/20/2002. Why, just last night I had three gentlemen callers over to my house, and Chantal took her clothes off right in front o' everybody! Strike! Now now now, I'm not telling you people that your union doesn't matter, I'm just telling you that you're not really... people. ...Boy with balls on his chin. And then gives them prizes at the end after they joked about it. Well, your son made a video backstage. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Freak_Strike/Script?oldid=411908, Man With Terrible Skin Condition, their leader. I roam with twelve gangs! Aw jeez, ah I didn't mean to almost kill Grandma. Maury, I am out of control. "Freak Strike" is the third episode of Season Six, and the 82nd overall episode of South Park. I'm sorry, but the government does not recognize you as a union. Please welcome Damla Jones. Boy with Balls on Chin doesn't wanna picket. Just what did you think you were doing, Butters? Kenny's dead and you'll just have tuh deal with it. Wikis. That asshole! Extras • Freak Strike s06e01 The freaks want Butters to join their protest. Such a wonderful mother. Strike! You've all done it more than once? Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters decide to try to get on the Maury Povich Show after watching an episode in which a girl with no midsection is given a gift certificate to a CD store; in hopes that they will also get a prize. We know. Well your mommy told us you like to listen to music. Okay folks, we're gonna have to move along. What a great friend! 21:58. Largest Put-Put Golf Course in The World. ...Alright, that does it! I gave you shoes! We should have never crossed that picket line. I'll do what I waunt! Big Guns. There are a lot of people like you all over the country, and we all do talk shows for a living. Ah, I mean, nothin'. Oh. Maury Povich • The "Man with Foot on Head" tells Butters that this union despises people who fake their deformities. Come on, Butters! Cartman and his mom are interviewed on the Maury Povich Show. I roam with gangs! 03/13/2002. For everything she says, he makes up an even more outrageous story. Lobster Boy. AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. Wha'evah, wha'evah! You know, it's all good shit. Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically deformed freaks must be recognized, for it's these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one. Shhh! Oprah two times, Jenny Jones once, Sally Jessie five times. Yeah, they'll make up a fake condition to go on these shows and then take. Watching. Chantal • I do?? Show More. Ms. Cartman, what does your son like to do? South Park: Freak Strike. Freak Strike. You love me, don't you? Scooped-out face guy! After seeing a teenage girl named "Vanity" swear, physically beat her mother and boast about her "out-of-control" way of life, Cartman dresses up as a slutty teenage girl, in an effort to "beat" Vanity and win the prize. Uh, yeah, but I mean, do the kids make fun of you because of your condition? On the show, Maury introduces Butters as "Napoleon Bonaparte from South Park." If you can get your mom to come in with you, we'd love to fly you out. Thanks for coming on the show, kid. [a shot of the audience] our union's growing South Park Every episode of this critically acclaimed and award-winning show is packed with unforgettable adventures, cutting satire, and hilarious absurdity — from pissed off celebrities to talking towels and crime-fighting kids. Here's Eric Cartman! Transcripts Wiki. They really do. South Park S6 E4. But at this moment his parents arrive in a taxi, and he realizes he's in trouble once again. Freak Strike. I'm just asking you to lie for me. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/s45a2d/south-park-freak-strike And this is the Green Room where you can hang out with the other guests until we call for you on set. Full Ep. I helped in a drive-by shooting. I ran for Congress and won. South Park. Let's take a look. We know. but you're not out of control, muffin. Why do I do these things? Not Kenny. Yeah, loh-, Lobster Boy used to make appearances on. Believe me, we know. [a side shot of more freaks streaming their way to the box] Remember somewhere, What-evah! Who'd you. The Marshes and the Broflovskis are at table. That because of our appearance our organization is less important? I I hate when people fake conditions, too. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born. What-evah! Full Ep. 1 Trivia 2 References to Popular Culture 3 Continuity 4 Goofs This is the first time Cartman's mother lies to get him onto/into something. "South Park" Freak Strike subtitles. He is hesitant, but finally agrees, and the Star Trek Nerds design some fake testicles for him to wear. Stan, Kyle and Cartman are watching the show at home, and Cartman is angry that Butters got "their" prize. Folks don't do it anymore. The talk-show circuit. Well guess what, Damla. But, that's not fair! Wow! Not after what they saw what we did to Lobster Boy. I'll do what I waunt! Whatevah. Show More. That out-of-control kid ripped poor Napoleon's balls right off! Well, let's bring him out. Fuck you! Related Videos. Freaks of the world. Puttin' balls on my chin and lyin' about it. How long have you been on the circuit? Hey! They're right. S5 • E7. Maury, my mom don't know shit! Not only did you lie to us and say you were on a camping trip with Kyle's family, you made a fool of yourself AND us on national television! Now it is focusing on children and adolescents who are out of control. Add new page. 01:58. Sir, the ratings have just started to plummet. Yeah, it sucked Hairy Butters' chin balls. Butters is now scared that they will find out he's also living a lie, but manages to cover it up. Season 6 E 3 • 20/03/2002. "South Park" Freak Strike subtitles. Season 6 E 3 • 03/20/2002. We've got big news! They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. [the Maury Povich logo is restored], Maury Povich • Maury is very excited to meet you. Ah-ah-I've seen you on TV before. We're tired of our crappy prizes! Ehyeah, sure. All of a sudden, the freaks appear at his house. He gets a visit from the real freaks who want him to march in a freak strike with them. I, I mean, yeah-ah I do. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child." With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jessica Makinson, Mona Marshall. Strike! Cripple Fight! Next on the Maury Povich show: we bring back some of our favorite disfigured people. 1:55. Category:South Park Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. This page contains location, character information and behind the scenes content for "Freak Strike". You're the one doing it, Butters. Watch South Park [Uncensored] Season 6 episode 3 Freak Strike online for free. So, Ms. Cartman, you can't control your child? Hmmm. Hah yeah, how are we go-? And I'm not gonna wear this coat anymore, neither! Uh. They profess that they - the real freaks - should not lose their only means of employment to the non-real freaks - those who are only freaks because they're idiots. Oh, what-evah. In the green room, he meets other variously deformed people, who welcome Butters to their "union" (which ensures that US TV talk shows interview their members regularly). South Park Season show reviews & Metacritic score: The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. Proper Condom Use. They continue after she leaves. He gets a visit from the real freaks who want him to march in a freak strike with them. Our next guest is a little girl who was born without a midsection. He gets a visit from the real freaks who want him to march in a freak strike with them. That's what we mean when we say, "Look for the True Freak label", Ah, sorry America, a little glitch there, heh. They have to stop temporarily when a 4-month old baby girl named Chantal comes onstage and strips herself in front of the audience. Butters tries to leave the freak protest again, but the union president stops him. Watching. 01:04. Wha'evah! Things actually turned out... okay for me this time. We all know each other and we kinda stick together to make sure our industry is protected. Full Ep. During this sequence, he says, "Whateva! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Wuh they wanna kill me for not bein' a real freak! And groceries! Here's Vanity! It's now that the gang of freaks shows up and hijacks the TV studio screen. We work hard, but who's complaining? I'll be back in a minute. [a front shot of more freaks walking in] And run the house- Watch Episode. Dude, they say they'll fly him out day after tomorrow! Butters then thinks that perhaps he got away with this one after all. We're here, talking with moms who think their children are out of control. Vanessa, what does Vanity say to you when you tell her toooo... do her homework. Your father and I have to leave now to visit Grandma in the hospital, but. I'm glad you're not like that, poopsie-kins. South Park. Oh, my little poopsie-kins gets into no-nos once in a while, but he's still my perfect little plumsy-kiddle. Well Napoleon, we have a surprise for you. [four freaks join in] When you are watching a TV talk show Butters is grounded for putting balls on his chin. Wait... Butters' chin? Yeah, we told you last time we want fresher vegetables. Prepare the video sabotage! [a pan shot] So always look for the True Freak label, Freak Strike (Season 6, Episode 1) - Episode Guide, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Freak_Strike?oldid=428299. Having finally decided to say "No," the parents find themselves unable to leave the building they're in. 04/10/2002. Now, we will split up into groups and form picket lines. Full Ep. What are you saying? Tags: Stan Butters Mr. Stotch Butters' Parents on strike chin-balls Mrs. Stotch unions Freaks. The boys fire Butters as their new friend. South Park. Now we just blend the skin tones, add a little hair. Wow, Vanity, you are really an out of control teen. For havin' balls on my- AH! Characters with at least one line throughout the episode. Wiki Content. South Park. South Park. You could aks her! Please support our site by visiting this ad Autoplay Autoplay; Previous episode: 2 Asspen Current episode: 3 Freak Strike … Don't tell us this is your first one. Oh, I have such a great mother. Did he say "the... largest putt-putt golf course in the world"? Yeah I have sex, and I don't use protection! Aaahhh well, aaahmm, ...I guess they call me uh, Chinball Boy, and uh, Ballchin Boy, nnnd when I, when I'm walkin' they'll say, "Hey, there goes Chinballs!". Yeah, I use drugs. The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. S6 • E6. When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough. South Park. You know, your grandmother saw the show and had a mild stroke! Ain't much I can sell to a minor - thanks to the stupid Democrats - bu-but if you can prove yourself a REAL hunter I might be able to get you some better stuff. And do they call you "freak" and "weirdo"? I'm sorry, but the answer is uh uh, uh uh, uh uh. Ah I do crack and potpourri, and queazies. Watch Random Episode . Oh. I bet they could make a fake set of balls. Serves me right! [a full crowd shot] Because you need us right here in the U.S.A.! I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Okay, Boy with balls on his chin, you're up next. Just take a seat on the couch, kid. South Park I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. A visit from the south park freak strike script freaks who want him to march in freak. 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